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As the\r\nplayful poop-like ooze meanders through the plastic tube, you're given a\r\n10-minute grace period for your bathroom business. When the ooze hits the\r\nbottom, it's your cue to wrap things up. It's a humorous, harmless way to\r\noptimize toilet time, perfect for dads, husbands, or any loo-loving guy!\u003c\/p\u003e \r\n\r\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\r\n \u003cul class=\"a\"\u003e\r\n \u003cli\u003eHumorous and Practical: Poozey is a uniquely designed timer for the toilet that adds a dose of humor to your bathroom routine. It's perfect for those who tend to spend a bit too much time on the throne, serving as a funny yet practical reminder to keep things moving!\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n \u003cli\u003ePerfect Gag Gift: This is the ideal gift for dads, husbands, or any guy in your life who could use a laugh and a gentle nudge to speed up their bathroom breaks. 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Whether it's during the morning rush or throughout a lazy Sunday, Poozey ensures that toilet time doesn't take up too much of your day!\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n \u003c\/ul\u003e"}